We make the things you wish you could say out loud
Everyone has been there. You come back to your car and someone has parked so badly that two spaces are now one. Somebody tailgates you for three miles for no reason at all. A neighbour blocks your driveway again.
You could get out and start an argument. You could lean on the horn. Or you could do something funnier, safer, and a lot more satisfying.
That's what we make.
What we sell
Who Made This makes novelty products for drivers with a sense of humour. Parking cards that look like a $50 bill until the person picks it up. An LED hand that lets you send a message from inside a locked car. Flip flops that leave a very specific footprint in the sand.
None of it is serious. All of it is well made.
Why people buy from us
Free shipping. Every order, no minimum. No hunting for a threshold, no adding a keychain to your cart just to get over the line. It is free.
We ship from inside the US, so it arrives fast. Most orders reach you in 4 to 6 business days. A lot of stores selling this kind of thing ship from overseas and take three weeks.
Sixty days to change your mind, and we pay the return postage. Not thirty days minus shipping. Sixty, on us. If it turns out the joke was funnier in your head, send it back.
We keep the joke light. Our products are designed to be funny, not threatening. No confrontation, no damage to anyone's property, nothing that escalates a bad situation.
We make things that last. Our cards are printed on heavy stock, not flimsy paper. Our electronics come with everything you need in the box. If it feels cheap, we don't sell it.
Who we are
Who Made This is a small team in the United States. We answer our own emails. If something goes wrong with your order, a person reads your message and fixes it — usually the same day.
Questions, ideas, or a photo of the worst parking job you have ever seen? Write to us at support@whomadethis.shop.